well, one owns a hundred acres in the oxfordshire countryside
and one earns one's living benking, and farming on the side
well, one was feeling frisky in the fields one sunny day
when this woollyback just looked like such a perfect lay
so, on go the velcro gloves, off come the underpants
then one can get stuck into ovine romance
one is stuck up
one is stuck up
one is totally stuck up
one is absoloutely stuck up
well a bit of bestiality does nobody any harm
but one tries to be discreet about one's antics on the farm
now i'm in a sticky situation, i don't want anyone to know
that i'm rogering dumb animals, how could i sink so low
but i can't call a doctor, i can't call a vet
or they'll have my bloody picture all over the internet
one is stuck up