she had the figure of a sumo wrestler and a smell to match
she could drink like ozzy osbourne, straight down the hatch
but i swear i saw a twinkle beneath her eye patch
i never thought of all the social diseases that i would catch
nightmare love, nightmare love
lord above, keep me from nightmare love
She had tits like Tesco bags, big as Branson's baloon
She had nipples like the starter button on the QE2
Her hair reminds me of a fearful place, that as a child I'd shun
She scared the shit out of big strong men, she was an evil cunt
she had the charm of myra hindley with her clawing caress
she's tried to strangle me three times, it's just her way i guess
she snarls through her yellow teeth and spits through smokey breath
her fantasies, her plans for me a long and painful death
she learned sadistics at psycho school, munchausen's syndrome senior
she grabbed attention literally, there was no-one meaner
and when she lost her innocence, a lethal occasion
she'd thought that giving head involved decapitation !!!