well i'm a rich geezah, don't care who knows it
and i've got personality
and i'm a bit 'andsome, i always dress smart
and 'course all the birds fancy me
but when i saw you, michelle, my heart skipped a beat
i got such a crush on you
you give me the 'orn, oh my aching acorn
i've been wankin' in me 'anky over you
i earned all my money, in business insuring
it pays very well, but fucking boring
so now i'm well off, i can easy pull birds
anytime i feel like scoring
but listen, michelle, this playboy lifestyle
i'll give it all up for you
you're stunning michelle,
you're just so special
i've been wankin' in me 'anky over you
(spoken)
shew, we could be an item you and me
you're such a pretty woman
i could take you down oxford street
we could spend an obscene amount of money,
an archer in an afternoon if you want
i'll look after you shew
if you've got a problem, no one else can help,
you can always find me.
if you need someone beating up or something,
i'll sort it out,
'cos i'm like that shew, i'm alright !!!
i never felt the need for the old knuckle shuffle
i always had plentey of blart
but when i think of you, i'm stiff as a snooker cue
and i mean that right from the 'eart
you're just so fantastic, but so's my amex, my plastic
you name it i'll pay the price
shew you're just right, to be my duchess of fyfe
so i won't wallop me rod all me life
(spoken)
shew you're getting all emotional darlin'
come on, there's no need to turn on the waterworks
'ere let's have a butchers in me sky rocket
i've got an 'anky here somewhere...............
crusty???
wha' d'ya mean crusty???
oh faaaaaaakin' 'ell