oh my ba - aby, your mommie hates me
your daddie's tri - hi - hied, to kill me twi - hi - hice
just cos i'm spo - ho - ttie, don't look like ja - ames dean
i got no mo - honey, in my o - old jeans
but they can't see, my greatest assett
i got a big love machine
i'm hung like a horse, i got a pork sword
big and chunkey, smooth and spunky
i got a function, like a truncheon
it's such a monster, it's kept in a dungeon
so baby lets have fun, with my big gooney gun
my big love machine
i got a ho - onker, of a sto - onker
and i will bo - onk her, until she's satisfied
but she lo - oves it, fills her bu - ucket
we're well matched you see, it's so heavenly
so we la - ack no, wedding ta - ackle
we got a big love machine
i've got a super, bacon bazooka
filled with cream sauce, sweet as sugar
you see god gave me, meat with gravy
one large portion, sweet and savoury