You’re my chum you’re a pedigree
And you bring out the dog in me
I got a big bone, right now it’s free
Sink you teeth in – it’s nice and meaty
Play begins now we’ve got one end each
I treat you like a lady
And fuck you like a bitch
Let’s play our canine game
You’re the lady I’m the tramp again
Just a cute little bundle of trouble
I’ll take you walkies down lovers’ lane
Ooh, you’re such a pampered pooch
I treat you like a lady
And fuck you like a bitch
A sight to see when you’re on all fours
You’ve got real doggie style
Such a treat, I beg for more
I just love the way you wag my tail
My kennel’s now a humping hutch
I treat you like a lady
And fuck you like a bitch